Dude, you know he can't help it, guy's got a major hateboner on for any and everything by name of Dirk and Dirk-adjacent. It's a whole shitty complex. Which I don't get, 'cause I lived with the actual bad Dirk and neither of you are that asshole.

[ It is a cute sighing noise, and Dave can't help patting his shoulder again. ]

Anyway, I'd rather be here with someone I can count on, so yeah, this place majorly blows, but what else is new, situation normal, etc..