Inside the House cw: potential mention of violence, murder, crime, death.
Knock Knock! Whose there?
Well that's just one of the many questions that Edward has when he wakes up on a couch that is far too small for him, his neck already hurting from the angle he was asleep in. He slowly sits up, feeling groggy but also not all that shocked at the sudden change in scenery.
This isn't the first time he's woken up somewhere strange and it probably won't be the last.
"Great." He mutters to himself as he hauls himself up from the couch, adjusting the green suit he's wearing. "Where did you land us this time?"
After grabbing a fire poker from the living room he starts to investigate the house, moving from room to room and when he stumbles across another person he nearly bludgeons them, the only thing that stops him is the sudden announcement.
".....considering that announcement just said to NOT trust strangers, give me one good reason I shouldn't smash your head in."
The Sex Bots cw: sex, bad pick up lines, jiggly bits
Edward has never been a fan of stereotypical beauty conventions, his tastes run more towards people with freckles, glasses, or prominent noses. Perfection is a myth and he'd rather a person with flaws that he can find endearing. So when a pair of vacant eyed beauties, one male and one female, come up to him and start hitting on him he is not only suspicious he is also slightly offended.
"What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?" He asks, crossing his arms over his chest.
The bots look at one another, standing eerily still and for a second Edward thinks he can hear a high pitched noise, almost like a modem connecting to a phone line. Suddenly there's a loud 'clunk' noise and the bots both twitch, their bodies jerking as if they were attached to an invisible wire.
Ed takes a step back, the answer is 'a liar' which is what these two obviously are if they're hitting on HIM but before he can even finish the riddle and thus his snappy comment they surge forward. Trying to grab him.
"Hey!" Backpedaling quickly he just barely manages to evade their hands, the male flexes his biceps while the female smooshes her breasts together in what might be a seductive manner if not for the horrible dead expression on her face.
"Oooh baby, give it to me, give it to me."
The two flexing, jiggling bots start to advance and Ed only has a second to decide on the best course of action which in this case is to turn tail and run.
"Help!! I'm being attacked by overly sexual morons!!!!"
Edward Nygma| Gotham| OTA
cw: potential mention of violence, murder, crime, death.
Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Well that's just one of the many questions that Edward has when he wakes up on a couch that is far too small for him, his neck already hurting from the angle he was asleep in. He slowly sits up, feeling groggy but also not all that shocked at the sudden change in scenery.
This isn't the first time he's woken up somewhere strange and it probably won't be the last.
"Great." He mutters to himself as he hauls himself up from the couch, adjusting the green suit he's wearing. "Where did you land us this time?"
After grabbing a fire poker from the living room he starts to investigate the house, moving from room to room and when he stumbles across another person he nearly bludgeons them, the only thing that stops him is the sudden announcement.
".....considering that announcement just said to NOT trust strangers, give me one good reason I shouldn't smash your head in."
The Sex Bots
cw: sex, bad pick up lines, jiggly bits
Edward has never been a fan of stereotypical beauty conventions, his tastes run more towards people with freckles, glasses, or prominent noses. Perfection is a myth and he'd rather a person with flaws that he can find endearing. So when a pair of vacant eyed beauties, one male and one female, come up to him and start hitting on him he is not only suspicious he is also slightly offended.
"What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?" He asks, crossing his arms over his chest.
The bots look at one another, standing eerily still and for a second Edward thinks he can hear a high pitched noise, almost like a modem connecting to a phone line. Suddenly there's a loud 'clunk' noise and the bots both twitch, their bodies jerking as if they were attached to an invisible wire.
Ed takes a step back, the answer is 'a liar' which is what these two obviously are if they're hitting on HIM but before he can even finish the riddle and thus his snappy comment they surge forward. Trying to grab him.
"Hey!" Backpedaling quickly he just barely manages to evade their hands, the male flexes his biceps while the female smooshes her breasts together in what might be a seductive manner if not for the horrible dead expression on her face.
"Oooh baby, give it to me, give it to me."
The two flexing, jiggling bots start to advance and Ed only has a second to decide on the best course of action which in this case is to turn tail and run.
"Help!! I'm being attacked by overly sexual morons!!!!"