(Dirk's just minding his own business, and honestly, he had been watching the whole shitshow go down. He was trying to figure out how the mechanics with the spider dude would even work when all of a sudden the sex bot vanishes.)
That's rough, man. (Sincerely. He's smoking a cigarette and blows out a steady stream of smoke. He quirks a brow at the come-on. Despite Dirk being a Certified Fucking Babe, he's never really been hit on before in any sincerity. Caliborn doesn't count, that fucking psycho.)
Nah. I don't want someone else's table scraps. Where's the flattery in all that?
ii cw: maybe probably smut
That's rough, man. (Sincerely. He's smoking a cigarette and blows out a steady stream of smoke. He quirks a brow at the come-on. Despite Dirk being a Certified Fucking Babe, he's never really been hit on before in any sincerity. Caliborn doesn't count, that fucking psycho.)
Nah. I don't want someone else's table scraps. Where's the flattery in all that?