"My most popular films were 'Welcome to Blood Asylum' and 'Return To Blood Asylum'. I was the final girl in those. But I've always thought my best work came in 'Dorothy's Choice.' One of those quieter, more thoughtful roles that requires more than just screaming." It had proved that Lurine could be a fine actress when she wanted to be and that she chose to make the trashy B-horror films simply because at the end of the day it was fun. "If they have DVDs of them here, I'll make sure to give you a copy." What was better than old fans? New fans who got to see her and then show her a bunch of attention.

"That I did. Ah, don't mind too many of the weirder ones, they're mostly from my roles." She hoped he wouldn't realize that there was no amount of CGI or prosthetics in the world that was good enough to turn her into the snake monster squeezing the life out of someone in her coils in the worst ones. That was all Lurine in her true form.

"Cheers," she said, clinking glasses with him and tipping quite a bit of the wine back. The distinct advantage or disadvantage that she had, depending on how one looked at it, was that it was impossible to get her drunk. The most she'd ever gotten was a buzz back in the day with Dionysus.

"It does indeed. Rather like the ones I used to used to make. Which means something fucked up is bound to happen soon."