Indeed, she dramatically held up a hand to her heart as if she'd been stabbed upon being so casually dismissed. "Oof. I'm guessing either you need a new prescription on those glasses or you're not interested in women period." Was she horrible? Oh yes she was. It was quite possible Ed was going to want to murder her by the time their short acquaintance ended.

"Indeed. I should know, I starred in about a dozen of them." Which meant she did in fact know some of the basic horror movie tropes. "I suppose something horrible is bound to happen at any moment now."