(...It's kind of cute, frankly. Dirk has always been something of a monster fucker and he just likes any kind of guy, really, but still. This place was crawling with spam. He does grin a little at the buffet comment. Not bad.)
Yeah, I'll bet you are, with that many arms.
(Okay, so what if he flirts a bit back? Wasn't going to hurt him any. Probably. Then he actually does snort, not quite a laugh, but close enough. He tugs out his pack of cigarettes and slides it out to offer the guy.)
Sure thing, darlin'. (Texan drawl and everything, and hey, if this guy is using pet names, Dirk figures anything is free game. He offers his own lighter, flicking it and holding it toward the spider.)
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Yeah, I'll bet you are, with that many arms.
(Okay, so what if he flirts a bit back? Wasn't going to hurt him any. Probably. Then he actually does snort, not quite a laugh, but close enough. He tugs out his pack of cigarettes and slides it out to offer the guy.)
Sure thing, darlin'. (Texan drawl and everything, and hey, if this guy is using pet names, Dirk figures anything is free game. He offers his own lighter, flicking it and holding it toward the spider.)
How about your name for starters?