Dirk gives her a mild shrug because yeah, that's just how it be.
"Humans have an entire fetish for people with some animal features. It probably has to do with..." He's about to go on an entire Wikipedia article-length speech about the whole thing, but seeing her covering up her ears like that is a clear enough indication that she might not want to hear about the unique history of human sexuality.
"Never mind. It doesn't matter. Point is, if a human can fuck it, there is probably at least one human who actually wants to try. And yeah, they are weird. But a lot of that shit has to do with cultural norms and the concept of shame." It builds up a lot of lust in the most unexpected ways. But again, wrong audience.
"What are you then?"
Okay, so she really didn't know much.
"A bot is short for 'robot' which is a type of technology usually made out of metal or a type of language, or magic I guess if that's more familiar, known as coding. People make bots for all sorts of reasons." This one being one of the lamer reasons.
"Yeah, probably. Given your reaction, it seems to have worked."
He snorts at that. "A lot of people like tits for some reason. And a lot of people with tits think everyone is obsessed with their tits so they get it in their head that they can just touch up on people whenever they want because they figure it's appreciated. But if that shit happens again, just fuckin' punch em, okay?"
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"Humans have an entire fetish for people with some animal features. It probably has to do with..." He's about to go on an entire Wikipedia article-length speech about the whole thing, but seeing her covering up her ears like that is a clear enough indication that she might not want to hear about the unique history of human sexuality.
"Never mind. It doesn't matter. Point is, if a human can fuck it, there is probably at least one human who actually wants to try. And yeah, they are weird. But a lot of that shit has to do with cultural norms and the concept of shame." It builds up a lot of lust in the most unexpected ways. But again, wrong audience.
"What are you then?"
Okay, so she really didn't know much.
"A bot is short for 'robot' which is a type of technology usually made out of metal or a type of language, or magic I guess if that's more familiar, known as coding. People make bots for all sorts of reasons." This one being one of the lamer reasons.
"Yeah, probably. Given your reaction, it seems to have worked."
He snorts at that. "A lot of people like tits for some reason. And a lot of people with tits think everyone is obsessed with their tits so they get it in their head that they can just touch up on people whenever they want because they figure it's appreciated. But if that shit happens again, just fuckin' punch em, okay?"