[ Oh shit. Oh shit, is the robot crying? Did he make the sweet af robot cry? Dave kind of wants to go find the nearest large body of water and throw himself in it. He's a fucking monster, he made the robot cry!

Hesitantly, Dave reaches out. Pats the robot's shoulder. Again. A little comforting pat pat. ]

Uh, yeah, dude. I've never seen a robot that's got actual joints and features and shit. Or that could talk and actually say something, not just some ChatGPT nonsense, let alone be a real, live person. It's sick.